The Colony-State of Dackians is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 562 million Dackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dackian economy, worth 53.9 trillion Golden Thingies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,859 Golden Thingies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Dackians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dackians's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dackians is ranked 62,627^th in the world and 15^th in THE W0RLD for Highest Average Incomes, with 95,859.01 Standard Monetary Units.