Population | 4.824 billion |
Capital | Prague |
Leader | Alexej Svoboda |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | koruna |
Animal | lion |
The Soviet Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.824 billion Czechoslovaks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Czechoslovak economy, worth 649 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,616 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Alexej Svoboda to meetings with foreign heads of state, Max Barry is this year's Miss Czecho-Slovakian Union, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Czecho-Slovakian Union is ranked 98,440th in the world and 264th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 445.11268734992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, Max Barry is this year's Miss Czecho-Slovakian Union.
- : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Alexej Svoboda to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.