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Pravda Vítězí! Alexej Svoboda
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,477thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,413thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,732nd
The Soviet Socialist Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Czecho-Slovakian Union

Population4.824 billion

CapitalPrague
LeaderAlexej Svoboda
FaithState Atheism

Currencykoruna
Animallion

The Soviet Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.824 billion Czechoslovaks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czechoslovak economy, worth 649 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,616 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Alexej Svoboda to meetings with foreign heads of state, Max Barry is this year's Miss Czecho-Slovakian Union, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Czecho-Slovakian Union is ranked 98,440th in the world and 264th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 445.11268734992 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,477thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,413thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,732ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,767thMost Patriotic: 9,563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,578thMost Influential: 9,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,636thHealthiest Citizens: 9,770thMost Developed: 10,031stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,959thLargest Governments: 13,187thMost Inclusive: 13,586thHighest Food Quality: 14,611thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,468thSmartest Citizens: 16,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,710thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,005thMost Secular: 18,392ndNicest Citizens: 19,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,991stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,189thBest Weather: 22,556thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,313thMost Cultured: 25,011thHighest Average Incomes: 28,778thSafest: 29,519th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the region

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