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Pravda Vítězí! Alexej Svoboda
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,675thMost Patriotic: 5,574thMost Influential: 7,219th
The Socialist Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Czecho-Slovakian Union

Population1.96 billion

CapitalPrague
LeaderAlexej Svoboda
FaithState Atheism

Currencykoruna
Animallion

The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.96 billion Czechoslovaks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czechoslovak economy, worth 227 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,057 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Czecho-Slovakian Union is ranked 259,322nd in the world and 1,508th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,675thMost Patriotic: 5,574thMost Influential: 7,219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,608thHealthiest Citizens: 11,187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,807thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,478thLargest Governments: 16,422ndMost Inclusive: 16,589thHighest Food Quality: 16,831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,648thMost Cultured: 21,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,231stMost Developed: 24,852ndSmartest Citizens: 25,193rdMost Secular: 26,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,436thBest Weather: 27,163rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 185th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.

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