Now where did I leave my nuclear codes? Jolene Crescenzo
Most Influential: 359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,992nd
The Admirable Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Population4.585 billion

LeaderJolene Crescenzo

CurrencyRegal Note
AnimalCorsican red deer

The Admirable Grand Duchy of Cytadela is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jolene Crescenzo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.585 billion Cytadelans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paeonia. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cytadelan economy, worth 569 trillion Regal Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,153 Regal Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, citizens must pay to enjoy Cytadela's pristine beaches, and Cytadela has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cytadela's national animal is the Corsican red deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cytadela is ranked 29,554th in the world and 139th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 102.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,642ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,992ndMost Armed: 7,419thLargest Retail Industry: 8,311thMost Efficient Economies: 10,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,103rdBest Weather: 11,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,980thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,171stMost Developed: 12,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,763rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,956thNicest Citizens: 12,976thMost Inclusive: 13,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,307thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,599thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,043rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,398thSmartest Citizens: 17,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,237thMost Cultured: 19,309thMost Secular: 21,189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,694thHighest Average Incomes: 21,940thLargest Governments: 22,465thLowest Crime Rates: 23,912thMost Stationary: 23,998th
Most Armed: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the region

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