aaaahhhhhh... Jolene Crescenzo
Most Influential: 350thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,256th
The Admirable Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.042 billion

LeaderJolene Crescenzo

CurrencyRegal Note
AnimalCorsican red deer

The Admirable Grand Duchy of Cytadela is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jolene Crescenzo with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.042 billion Cytadelans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paeonia. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cytadelan economy, worth 606 trillion Regal Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,213 Regal Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, citizens must pay to enjoy Cytadela's pristine beaches, and Cytadela has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cytadela's national animal is the Corsican red deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cytadela is ranked 193,780th in the world and 811th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.33 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 350thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,541stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,256thMost Armed: 7,930thLargest Retail Industry: 8,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,074thBest Weather: 10,515thMost Efficient Economies: 10,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,402ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,174thMost Developed: 12,802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,079thNicest Citizens: 13,101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,135thMost Inclusive: 13,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,877thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,514thSmartest Citizens: 18,045thMost Cultured: 19,263rdMost Secular: 21,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,755thMost Stationary: 22,235thLargest Governments: 22,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,344thHighest Average Incomes: 23,418th
Most Armed: 35th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the region

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