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Your Government cares so you don't have to
Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 15th
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Cyrenean

Population37.111 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

CurrencyBeah
AnimalDog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.111 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,453 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,902 Beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 245,831st in the world and 1,941st in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 15thMost Pacifist: 17thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28thMost Influential: 34thBest Weather: 65thLeast Corrupt Governments: 75thHealthiest Citizens: 87thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91stMost Cultured: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 159thHighest Food Quality: 225thMost Beautiful Environments: 228thMost Rebellious Youth: 240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 307thMost Stationary: 308thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 351stSafest: 540thMost Efficient Economies: 894thLargest Populations: 1,073rdMost Developed: 1,261stMost Devout: 1,264thHighest Economic Output: 1,473rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,568thSmartest Citizens: 1,570thMost Inclusive: 1,761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,282ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,055thLowest Crime Rates: 9,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,163rdNudest: 11,175thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,983rdLargest Governments: 17,429thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,486th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Yara del sur.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Safety and Integrity in Conflict Journalism"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Cyreneanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.

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