The Republic of Cyratict Tandtopia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 795 million Cyratict Tandtopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cyratict Tandtopian economy, worth 55.2 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,486 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cyratict Tandtopia's national animal is the eagle.

Cyratict Tandtopia is ranked 81,257^th in the world and 2,818^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,565.97 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.