The Community College of Cypress College is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.085 billion Cypressians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cypress. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Cypressian economy, worth 22.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,764 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and Cypress College has designated Cypress as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cypress College's national animal is the courser.

Cypress College is ranked 182,939^th in the world and 15^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 11.45 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.