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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,097thNudest: 5,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,640th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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Cypress Cannon

Population1.702 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalCrow

The Most Serene Republic of Cypress Cannon is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.702 billion Cypress Cannonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cypress Cannonian economy, worth 128 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,370 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cypress Cannon's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cypress Cannon is ranked 80,782nd in the world and 12th in Frozen Circle for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,097thNudest: 5,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,640thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,817thMost Secular: 8,834thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,377thLargest Black Market: 17,514thLargest Mining Sector: 24,390th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cypress Cannon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Cypress Cannon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cypress Cannon, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Cypress Cannon, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Cypress Cannon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cypress Cannon, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cypress Cannon, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Cypress Cannon was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Cypress Cannon, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • : Cypress Cannon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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