The United Socialist Republics of Cymbrian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Congress of Councils with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.491 billion Cymbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaiagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cymbrian economy, worth 404 trillion labour credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 162,350 labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, and Air Cymbrian is rumored to receive more government funding than the Cymbrian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cymbrian's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cosmism.

Cymbrian is ranked 8,290^th in the world and 154^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.71 law-abiding acts per hour.