Population | 3.875 billion |
Capital | Osaka |
Leader | Kirigaya Chiyu |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | xura |
Animal | turtle |
The Stratocracy of Cycrillia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kirigaya Chiyu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.875 billion Cycrillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cycrillian economy, worth 401 trillion xuras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,740 xuras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cycrillia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Cycrillia is ranked 72,465th in the world and 46th in Valley of Peace for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,937.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cycrillia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
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Cycrillia, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
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Cycrillia, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
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Cycrillia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
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Cycrillia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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Cycrillia, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
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Cycrillia, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
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Cycrillia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
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Cycrillia, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
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Cycrillia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.