The Republic of Cyann Crewmate is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6.449 billion Cyann Crewmateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Cyann Crewmatean economy, worth 318 trillion Suses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,459 Suses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Happiness is all being miserable together, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Cyann Crewmate's national animal is the Imposter.

Cyann Crewmate is ranked 218,692^nd in the world and 4^th in Diamond Dogs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,071.48 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.