Population | 32.932 billion |
Capital | Dutote |
Leader | Big Money |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Rabbit-Tev |
The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.932 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 31,844 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 966,979 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,058,630 per year while the poor average 8,681, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.
Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Big Money's desk, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', large areas of Cutote are not accessible by the public, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cutote is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 58,336.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, large areas of Cutote are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Big Money's desk.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, art criticism in Cutote is scathingly destructive.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, many believe that the only good Rabbit-Tev is a dead Rabbit-Tev.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, political shows are fit for purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Cutote, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.