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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Most Avoided: 3rd Most Corrupt Governments: 5th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
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Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cutote

Population21.769 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.769 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 17,208 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 790,491 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,434,017 per year while the poor average 115,361, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,841.66 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5thFattest Citizens: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 36thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 85thHighest Economic Output: 90thMost Armed: 151stRudest Citizens: 166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 246thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 304thMost Scientifically Advanced: 586thLargest Governments: 980thMost Stationary: 1,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,229thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,633rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,325thLowest Crime Rates: 2,781stLargest Black Market: 3,464thLargest Populations: 4,541stMost Influential: 6,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,785thTop
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Most Secular: 9,265thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,924thMost Conservative: 13,139th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, Cutote is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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