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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cutote

Population32.932 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.932 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 31,844 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 966,979 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,058,630 per year while the poor average 8,681, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Big Money's desk, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', large areas of Cutote are not accessible by the public, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 58,336.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 34thHighest Economic Output: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 38thMost Patriotic: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62ndRudest Citizens: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 74thMost Armed: 74thLargest Agricultural Sector: 93rdLargest Governments: 186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 384thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 436thMost Stationary: 755thLowest Crime Rates: 964thMost Secular: 1,001stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,024thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,772ndMost Influential: 5,656thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,867thMost Conservative: 10,463rdLargest Black Market: 14,812thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24,674thMost Pro-Market: 27,802ndMost Extreme: 31,431st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, large areas of Cutote are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Big Money's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, art criticism in Cutote is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, many believe that the only good Rabbit-Tev is a dead Rabbit-Tev.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.

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