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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 587thMost Pacifist: 635th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cute beetles

Population3.876 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Cute beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.876 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cutian economy, worth 763 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 197,069 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, the endangered saltwater humpback Leprechaun is only seen in captivity programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Cute beetles is ranked 272,476th in the world and 59th in World of Beetles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 587thMost Pacifist: 635thNicest Citizens: 672ndLargest Welfare Programs: 699thSafest: 806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Inclusive: 937thMost Secular: 1,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,419thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,570thBest Weather: 1,690thHighest Food Quality: 1,702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,788thHealthiest Citizens: 2,053rdLargest Governments: 2,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,228thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,444thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,585thLowest Crime Rates: 2,687thTop
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Most Developed: 2,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,311thSmartest Citizens: 3,789thMost Cultured: 3,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,887thMost Efficient Economies: 4,292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,820thHighest Average Incomes: 7,861stMost Income Equality: 8,093rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,061st
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the endangered saltwater humpback Leprechaun is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, large sections of Cute beetles have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Cute beetles was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cute beetles, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Cute beetles was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".

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