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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,360thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,934th
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Population1.22 billion

LeaderLeader Tea


The Communal State of Curseword is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader Tea with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.22 billion Cursewordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beiton. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cursewordian economy, worth 162 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,563 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Cursewordians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Curseword's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Curseword is ranked 26,817th in the world and 265th in The Communist Bloc for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.59 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,360thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,934thRudest Citizens: 7,448thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,743rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,533rdMost Inclusive: 9,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,934thMost Influential: 10,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,640thMost Cultured: 11,859thHighest Food Quality: 12,297thMost Developed: 12,604thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,275thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,519thLargest Retail Industry: 13,902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,928thMost Secular: 15,712thSmartest Citizens: 15,854thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,395thLargest Governments: 19,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,589thHighest Average Incomes: 20,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,234thHighest Drug Use: 23,499thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,969thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,933rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Armed: 113th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 169th in the region

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