Nihil sine Scientia Bastian I
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 647thMost Influential: 1,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,539th
The Free Land of
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Population1.319 billion

LeaderBastian I

AnimalHoney Badger

The Free Land of Cucutenium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bastian I with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.319 billion Cucutenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toplita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cucuteniumian economy, worth 180 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 136,635 stones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,585 per year while the poor average 37,010, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cucutenium's many privately-owned prisons. Crime is totally unknown. Cucutenium's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cucutenium is ranked 28,526th in the world and 822nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,625.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 647thMost Influential: 1,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,539thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,988thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,462ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,996thMost Secular: 9,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,056thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,139thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,153rdMost Developed: 12,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,803rdSmartest Citizens: 13,221stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 19,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,186thHighest Food Quality: 22,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 25,685thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,697th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 322nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 406th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 431st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 467th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 657th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 710th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 766th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 771st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 808th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 822nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 842nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 850th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 901st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,098th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,186th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,201st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,253rd in the region

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