The Republic of Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 5.28 billion Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Crystal Beast Cobalt Eaglean economy, worth 246 trillion gems a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,675 gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle's national animal is the eagle.

Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle is ranked 181,486^th in the world and 4,388^th in Ambition for Nudest, with 112.5 cheeks per square mile.