The Horrible Experience of Crushing Our Balls is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning human population. The democratic population of 22.734 billion Crushing Our Ballsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Crushing Our Ballsian economy, worth 505 trillion guns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,225 guns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crushing Our Balls's national animal is the human.

Crushing Our Balls is ranked 141,489^th in the world and 3,574^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.95 Obesity Rate.