The Armed Republic of Crusadis is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.172 billion Crusadisians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The all-consuming Crusadisian economy, worth 136 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 116,231 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Crusadis, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadis's national animal is the Eagle.

Crusadis is ranked 297,237^th in the world and 12,062^nd in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 7.05 Atheism Rate.