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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 957thMost Influential: 1,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,518th
The Flush Reich of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Piece of Crumçake
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Crumstain

Population26.054 billion

CapitalCrumstainia
LeaderPrime Minister Eagle Cockchafer
FaithMalkbaconne

CurrencyNorBuck
AnimalNorthern Steed

The Flush Reich of Crumstain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eagle Cockchafer with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.054 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crumstainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,866 trillion NorBucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,037 NorBucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Classes at Crumstainia University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the atmosphere in Crumstainian boardrooms is turning more gay, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 5,362nd in the world and 6th in International Northwestern Union for Most Stationary, with 3,136.70632584 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 957thMost Influential: 1,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,631stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,422ndBest Weather: 2,442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,649thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,070thMost Stationary: 5,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,827thMost Cultured: 5,998thMost Developed: 6,024thHealthiest Citizens: 6,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,793rdLargest Populations: 6,983rdHighest Economic Output: 7,755thHighest Food Quality: 8,059thLargest Governments: 8,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,728thSmartest Citizens: 9,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,909thLowest Crime Rates: 12,069thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,230thMost Devout: 17,510thMost Armed: 18,767thMost Income Equality: 20,685thMost Inclusive: 21,995th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Askium, Albiorix, Lolder, Cekan, United States of Minecraftia, and Altique.

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