The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of Crowacia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Birdie Sanders with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.547 billion occult birdfolk and terrified humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yfeldes. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crowfolk economy, worth 423 trillion souldusts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,184 souldusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, all occult birdfolk and terrified humans live like kings, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Yfeldes to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowacia's national animal is the thing in the corner of your eye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoasatru - popular but unofficial.

Crowacia is ranked 241,841^st in the world and 400^th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -22.76 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.