The Republic of Crontab 22 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 2.422 billion Crontab 22ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Crontab 22ian economy, worth 95.7 trillion keepalives a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,511 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 22's national animal is the time.

Crontab 22 is ranked 12,886^th in the world and 1^st in Waffle House for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,076.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.