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Most Pacifist: 4,166thSafest: 4,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,856th
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Crobia Che Lambur

Population1.528 billion

LeaderMargaret 'Momo' Kabage
FaithThe Satanic Temple


The Community of Crobia Che Lambur is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Margaret 'Momo' Kabage with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.528 billion Crobians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pluttino. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Crobiante economy, worth 85.9 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 56,208 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crobia Che Lambur's national animal is the cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Satanic Temple.

Crobia Che Lambur is ranked 240,611th in the world and 1,561st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.49 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Pacifist: 4,166thSafest: 4,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,003rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,249thMost Influential: 6,394thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,784thNicest Citizens: 7,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,558thMost Inclusive: 10,040thBest Weather: 10,238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,194thLowest Crime Rates: 12,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,575thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,054thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,025thHealthiest Citizens: 16,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,214thMost Secular: 19,323rdMost Income Equality: 20,766thLargest Governments: 21,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,587thSmartest Citizens: 23,142ndMost Cultured: 25,133rd
Safest: 95th in the regionMost Pacifist: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185th in the region

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