The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.199 billion Crimson Patriots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 7,539 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 465,410 Blood Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.

Crimson Patriots is ranked 293,004^th in the world and 5,283^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.62 law-abiding acts per hour.