You Can't Stop Goldfish
Most Authoritarian: 5,590thMost Income Equality: 8,571stMost Conservative: 21,445th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Crimson Goldfish

Population116 million


The Armed Republic of Crimson Goldfish is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 116 million Crimson Goldfishians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Crimson Goldfishian economy, worth 1.88 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 16,212 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimson Goldfish's national animal is the Goldfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crimson Goldfish is ranked 232,484th in the world and 7,856th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Authoritarian: 5,590thMost Income Equality: 8,571stTop
Most Conservative: 21,445thMost Extreme: 21,769th
Most Authoritarian: 228th in the regionMost Extreme: 362nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 378th in the region

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