Population | 33.103 billion |
Capital | the Land of neither Here nor There |
Leader | Sierim Serrima |
Faith | Toothfairy Agnosticism |
Currency | watermark |
Animal | japanese sand badger |
The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 33.103 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The thriving Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 5,794 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 175,040 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.
Crianusia is ranked 176,971st in the world and 4,002nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 85.05561917548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crianusia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Crianusia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.