Population | 24.963 billion |
Capital | Guéret |
Leader | Philippe Chopin |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | franc |
Animal | goat |
The Department of Creuse is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Philippe Chopin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 24.963 billion Creusoises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guéret. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.
The thriving Creusois economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,951 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government policy is dictated by Roman Catholicism, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, pregnant women make easy targets, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creuse's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Creuse is ranked 102,822nd in the world and 31st in Department Store for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,817.36 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Creuse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Creuse, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
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Creuse, pregnant women make easy targets.
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Creuse, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
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Creuse, government policy is dictated by Roman Catholicism.
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Creuse, it's always rabbit season.
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Creuse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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Creuse, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
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Creuse, the Creusois Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
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Creuse, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.