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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,157thMost Influential: 1,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,622nd
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Population6.579 billion

LeaderPresident Wolfgang Harich
FaithState Atheism


The People's Republic of Crestphalia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Wolfgang Harich with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.579 billion Crestphalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crestphalian economy, worth 886 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,814 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, they who do not work shall not eat, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crestphalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Crestphalia is ranked 213,675th in the world and 1,000th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.1 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,157thMost Influential: 1,615thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,336thBest Weather: 6,341stMost Cultured: 6,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,127thMost Efficient Economies: 7,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,638thLargest Governments: 7,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,176thMost Developed: 8,668thHealthiest Citizens: 9,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,629thSmartest Citizens: 10,194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,629thNicest Citizens: 10,629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,662ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,869thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,471stMost Income Equality: 13,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,926thLowest Crime Rates: 14,121stMost Inclusive: 15,318thHighest Average Incomes: 18,182ndSafest: 18,436thMost Secular: 20,080thHighest Economic Output: 21,245th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Income Equality: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the region

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