|Leader||Chancellor Matthias von Held|
The Federal Republic of Crestphalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Matthias von Held with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.136 billion Crestphalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Starzberg. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crestphalian economy, worth 834 trillion eMarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,062 eMarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crestphalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Federation of New Stracjyen.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Armed Federation of Zarulia.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The United States of Bensonsign.
- : Crestphalia's influence in Europe rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Crestphalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The People's Democratic Republic of Migurson.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Grand Technocracy of Owlograd.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Beautiful Kingdom of Renway.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Royaume de Nettoyage of Purgatio.
- : Crestphalia was endorsed by The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia.
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