The Empire of Creeperopolis 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.51 billion Creeperopolis 3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The powerhouse Creeperopolis 3ian economy, worth 606 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,776 New Creeperian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Creeperopolis 3's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Creeperopolis 3 is ranked 9,015^th in the world and 2^nd in Fukuoka for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 8,868.32 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.