The Commonwealth of Cre Alworkez is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.988 billion Cre Alworkezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cre Alworkezian economy, worth 752 trillion Alworkezian Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,637 Alworkezian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cre Alworkez's national animal is the Honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Cre Alworkez is ranked 129,854^th in the world and 439^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 228 billion Standard Monetary Units.