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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685th Most Influential: 1,035th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,919th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.519 billion

CapitalThe Crapitol
LeaderCrapolian Bonaparte
FaithThe Truth is Out There

AnimalDiamondback Terrapin

The Democratic Republic of Crappolia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Crapolian Bonaparte with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.519 billion Crappolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crapitol. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crappolian economy, worth 180 trillion Crappies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,711 Crappies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Crappolia's national animal is the Diamondback Terrapin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truth is Out There.

Crappolia is ranked 162,279th in the world and 8,453rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685thMost Influential: 1,035thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,018thMost Inclusive: 4,836thSafest: 5,946thMost Pacifist: 6,206thMost Developed: 6,847thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,282ndNicest Citizens: 7,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,758thBest Weather: 7,763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,257thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,934thMost Secular: 9,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,745thRudest Citizens: 9,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,029thMost Cultured: 10,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,476thSmartest Citizens: 10,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,591stHealthiest Citizens: 11,644thMost Efficient Economies: 11,695thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,409thLargest Retail Industry: 17,053rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 144th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 260th in the regionMost Inclusive: 301st in the regionSafest: 318th in the regionMost Pacifist: 339th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 390th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 401st in the regionNicest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Developed: 410th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionBest Weather: 421st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 424th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionRudest Citizens: 438th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 452nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 491st in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 547th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 560th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 569th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 631st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 631st in the regionNudest: 634th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 649th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 817th in the regionLargest Governments: 881st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crappolia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Crappolia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Crappolia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Crappolia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
  • : Crappolia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Crappolia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Crappolia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Crappolia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Crappolia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Cloning Conventions".
  • : Crappolia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 180 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sunto, Siwale, Corfad, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Sea Ghost, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Maott, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, Kylesburgh, Atain, Suicidistan, The United States of Romania, Sundred, Empy, Shadowrik, Former English Colony, Mzeusia, Bayern-Straubing, Holy Oranz, Hyperbanus, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Frances Francis the First of France, THX1138, Buckerino, Cloydicia, Wineclaw, Lower Nubia, United Draconia, Sanjurika, Abject Ludicrosity, Arstungry, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Kulgatha, Guslantis, American MapleStory, Universal State Formula, Ozstan, Diodone, Zeternia, and 130 others.Sacrento, Misuvelia, Highton Islands, Dar es Saalam, Lunallian, Copria, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Victoriaans Nederlands, Gladio II, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Helium Kittens United, The Iron Lions, The Pantheons, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Amauri, New Bremerton, Racoda, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, Babacar, Valhalla123, Ostrinios, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, French Bananastan, Spartoptia, Newrun, United Kahndaq, Niradans, SORT, General COE, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, ISOP, HeartLard, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, National Goats, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Omnistria, Maovale, Ka Ching, Papika, Stat Artha, Atomic Industry Islands, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, Agrauron, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Ninjak30, Sheldanada, Bearical, Australiland, Outer Egorniand, United North American, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, The Black Cathedral, Antiyard, SillyString, Overwhelming Regret, Asgardira, Ara Antrizuls, Steraz, Torakuen, The South Falls, Ethereal Expanse, Yukti, New Eleria, Partax, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Unsophisticate, Grobbillandia, Analomink, Pasargad, Riversedge, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Ainsworth, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, 1 very fast endotarter, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Humptalumpta, Acrabinnia, Kyrianian, IsiMUd, Jasminlandia, Wohlstantia, Divine Eulogy, Balimut, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Fortnite Eco, Novare Res, Spunkland, Norostilors, Abunenin, VarDrade, Plangainer, Noiah, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, and Marijuana Haven.