The Allied States of Craigory-ville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The CEO with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.545 billion Craigory-villeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapital. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The powerhouse Craigory-villean economy, worth 344 trillion Shades a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,289 Shades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craigory-ville's national animal is the Shadow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Craigory-ville is ranked 101,129^th in the world and 4,879^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,759.18 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.