|Capital||Craams Squirrel District|
The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.257 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 132 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,574 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Craams Malians, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Craams Mal endorsed The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : Craams Mal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
- : Craams Mal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Craams Malians.
- : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
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