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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Influential: 1,975thMost Inclusive: 4,868th
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Craams Mal

Population1.257 billion

CapitalCraams Squirrel District
LeaderBob Yolo


The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.257 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 132 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,574 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Craams Malians, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.

Craams Mal is ranked 64,860th in the world and 3,226th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Influential: 1,975thTop
Most Inclusive: 4,868thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,999thMost Pacifist: 5,584thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,462ndBest Weather: 7,414thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,058thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,189thMost Secular: 8,488thNicest Citizens: 8,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,950thTop
Most Developed: 10,490thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,125thSafest: 12,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,179thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,000thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,330thSmartest Citizens: 17,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,599thMost Efficient Economies: 17,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,745thLargest Governments: 18,195thMost Income Equality: 19,064th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 241st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 310th in the regionMost Pacifist: 315th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 405th in the regionBest Weather: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 450th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 474th in the regionNicest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 524th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 554th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Developed: 608th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 608th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 638th in the regionSafest: 676th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 685th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 697th in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 709th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 733rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 780th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 864th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 865th in the regionLargest Governments: 888th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 904th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 915th in the regionMost Income Equality: 928th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Craams Mal endorsed The Fiefdom of Navsland.
  • : Craams Mal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Craams Mal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Craams Malians.
  • : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 187 » Empy, Xagill, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Yokciq Empire, Nistriabar, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Varola, Woodsend, Valentine Z, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Malta Comino Gozo, Unshleepd, Zumlandia, Loli County, Great Bights Mum, Interdimensional Zone, Hamerica, SORT, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, North Bratislava, Shibutani, Newpromisedland, Praeceps, The Windmilluminati, New Octicarg, Fendlium, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Pallaith, The Endless Eventide, Ravendi, Sundred, Koda-Land, Votak Matim, Orado, Valhalla123, Irishvan, Siwale, Napnomadia, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Seenvorland, and 137 others.The Tampa Bay Rays, Noahs Second Country, Westinor, Pazair, Loutsland, Abject Ludicrosity, Sea Ghost, The Stratosphere Islands, Wineclaw, Antiyard, Dabarastan, Wisconsota, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Hyphen, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Sunto, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, Crader, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Daiz, Selfgradatude, Serendipita Martia, Maott, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Kranostav, Fizban, Ver Testua, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Empire of the Federation, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Avastate, PotatoFarmers, FROST33, Frostcell, Wilkshire, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Clan Spaniel, Saperisole, Timothea, Hopsin, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Freyford, Libertania Democratica, Immenium, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Borsukia, Yalgora, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Seanat, Cowbridge, Fevens, El Emayo, Brucklania, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Damsmel, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Madjack, Eschatosia, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Buckhem, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Maclare, Moubarakistan, Innocentic, Pleroma Sans Romans, U S Eh, Godwanna, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Geektopia, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Neu-Galicia, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Jestings, Lulubellia, Nouvelle-Floride, Abonland, Nationeer, Sopernia, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, and Navsland.

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