Population | 5.578 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Armed Republic of CR85 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.578 billion CR85ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient CR85ian economy, worth 789 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,594 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
College students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, only government officials may operate computers, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR85's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CR85 is ranked 119,806th in the world and 2,088th in Two for Most Stationary, with 298.72823242492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CR85 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, politicians literally speak literally.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, only government officials may operate computers.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, love means always having to say you're sorry.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
- : Following new legislation in CR85, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.