The Armed Republic of CR71 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.997 billion CR71ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient CR71ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,248 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR71's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CR71 is ranked 278,870^th in the world and 2,085^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,002.59 Standard Monetary Units.