The Community College of Cosumnes River College is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 811 million Cosumnes Riverians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacramento. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Cosumnes Riverian economy, worth 44.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 54,514 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,358 per year while the poor average 3,864, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and Cosumnes River College has designated Sacramento as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Cosumnes River College's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cosumnes River College is ranked 26,714^th in the world and 7^th in California Colleges and Universities for Most Extreme, scoring 42.62 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.