NATION

PASSWORD

Woe to thee, thy mistress and thy dog! Chairman Borgia LXVII
Most Ignorant Citizens: 683rdMost Primitive: 823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,201st
The Imperial Moral Imperative of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cosmic Unity Church

Population4.815 billion

CapitalHydra
LeaderChairman Borgia LXVII
FaithChurch of Apollo

CurrencyCyberdime
AnimalKestrel

The Imperial Moral Imperative of Cosmic Unity Church is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Borgia LXVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.815 billion Faithful are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Faithful economy, worth 698 trillion Cyberdimes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,969 Cyberdimes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,174,145 per year while the poor average 3,990, a ratio of 294 to 1.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Faithful stage setups. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cosmic Unity Church's national animal is the Kestrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Apollo.

Cosmic Unity Church is ranked 187,646th in the world and 2nd in Free Cities for Most Stationary, with 66.33733948852 days.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 683rdMost Primitive: 823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,201stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,240thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,325thMost Devout: 1,451stMost Avoided: 1,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,916thMost Armed: 2,137thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,625thHighest Crime Rates: 4,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,541stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,114thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,745thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,302ndMost Conservative: 9,106thRudest Citizens: 9,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,777thLargest Retail Industry: 10,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,012thLargest Mining Sector: 13,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,798thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 16,104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,434thMost Patriotic: 23,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,193rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cosmic Unity Church was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cosmic Unity Church, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Faithful stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Cosmic Unity Church, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically.
  • : Following new legislation in Cosmic Unity Church, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Cosmic Unity Church, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Cosmic Unity Church, the church encourages double-dipping.
  • : Cosmic Unity Church changed its national capital to "Hydra" and its leader to "Chairman Borgia LXVII".
  • : Cosmic Unity Church changed its national nation type to "Imperial Moral Imperative".
  • : Cosmic Unity Church changed its national faith to "Church of Apollo".
  • : Cosmic Unity Church's influence in Free Cities rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

More...

Report