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Most Cheerful Citizens: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 190th
The Democratic States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population39.585 billion



The Democratic States of Corsetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jenna with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 39.585 billion Corsetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corsetopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,254 trillion Mooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 259,057 Mooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Corsetopians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, Valhalla spends billions upgrading public transport, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsetopia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asatru.

Corsetopia is ranked 95,299th in the world and 3,247th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,440.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 190thHealthiest Citizens: 192ndBest Weather: 200thLongest Average Lifespans: 304thMost Stationary: 466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 501stHighest Economic Output: 607thMost Rebellious Youth: 618thMost Pacifist: 678thLargest Gambling Industry: 797thLargest Populations: 828thMost Efficient Economies: 982ndHighest Food Quality: 1,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,410thLowest Crime Rates: 1,609thMost Devout: 1,892ndMost Cultured: 2,084thMost Inclusive: 2,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,402ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,974thHighest Average Incomes: 3,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,749thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,257thMost Developed: 8,693rdLargest Governments: 9,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,484thSmartest Citizens: 10,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,172ndMost Influential: 12,818thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,739thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,063rdMost Income Equality: 21,142ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,738thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,519th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 294th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 421st in the regionLargest Black Market: 424th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 508th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 518th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 765th in the regionNudest: 808th in the regionMost Income Equality: 900th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, Valhalla spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, glamping Corsetopians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, where there's smoke there's the Corsetopian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, sex changes are routinely performed at Corsetopia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, large sections of Corsetopia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.