Population | 7.449 billion |
Capital | Bargainburg |
Leader | Coffee Machine |
Faith | Capitalism |
Currency | advert |
Animal | fur |
The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.449 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 409,241 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,197,289 per year while the poor average 39,770, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.
Tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bargainburg as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Corporoat is ranked 214,936th in the world and 11th in TopCornion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 425.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
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Corporoat, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bargainburg as a backdrop.
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Corporoat, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
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Corporoat, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
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Corporoat, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
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Corporoat, eminent domain has been abolished.
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Corporoat, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
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Corporoat, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
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Corporoat, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
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Corporoat, cities are engulfed by smog.
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Corporoat, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.