The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.924 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,746 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,687 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,522,659 per year while the poor average 25,787, a ratio of 97.8 to 1.

High school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, several inches are being added to first class seating, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 229,104^th in the world and 16^th in TopCornion for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.02 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.