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Central government is for the weak.
Largest Retail Industry: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 31st
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Corporoat

Population7.449 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.449 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 409,241 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,197,289 per year while the poor average 39,770, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

Tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bargainburg as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 214,936th in the world and 11th in TopCornion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 425.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Armed: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 93rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 163rdMost Avoided: 170thMost Rebellious Youth: 210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 786thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 805thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,213thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,366thLargest Mining Sector: 1,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,391stTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,591stHighest Drug Use: 2,873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,439thMost Cultured: 4,530thHighest Economic Output: 4,575thMost Efficient Economies: 6,352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,459thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,917thMost Devout: 13,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,450thSmartest Citizens: 14,202ndMost Stationary: 15,022ndMost Politically Free: 15,300thMost Pro-Market: 16,098thMost Influential: 16,677thLargest Black Market: 17,291stMost Extreme: 18,440thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,856thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,479th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bargainburg as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.

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