The Dictatorship of Corporation of the North Pole is a very large, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 187 million Corporation of the North Poleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The strong Corporation of the North Polean economy, worth 14.6 trillion Elfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 78,303 Elfs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corporation of the North Pole's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Corporation of the North Pole is ranked 122,490^th in the world and 4^th in The North Pole Frontier for Most Authoritarian, with 840.1 milliStalins.