The United Cultures of Corlenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Omega with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.608 billion Corlenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Normia. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corlenian economy, worth 537 trillion Neekoes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,950 Neekoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corlenia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Corlenia is ranked 150,517^th in the world and 62^nd in Northern Utopia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.78 on the Rand Index.