The United Cultures of Corlenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Omega with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 3.195 billion Corlenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Normia. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corlenian economy, worth 476 trillion Neekoes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,052 Neekoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Corlenia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the government has become increasingly militant, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Corlenia is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corlenia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Corlenia is ranked 5,286^th in the world and 10^th in Northern Utopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 126,806 Standard Monetary Units.