The Republic of Corfu is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.697 billion Corfiots are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Corfiot economy, worth 609 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,040 drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,121 per year while the poor average 15,680, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, Corfu has designated Corfu City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Corfu in an international press conference, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfu's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corfu is ranked 82,662^nd in the world and 1^st in Attica for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.