The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, vat-grown people, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.762 billion Corcawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 5,975 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,471 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corcaw is ranked 179,460^th in the world and 3,309^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 16.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.