The Council Confederation of Corbeaux Communiste is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Supreme Council with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.956 billion crowlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowcago. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crowlandian economy, worth 130 trillion crowbars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,904 crowbars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and Corbeaux Communiste's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corbeaux Communiste's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Corbeaux Communiste is ranked 30,324^th in the world and 389^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.17 law-abiding acts per hour.