The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.842 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 739 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,335 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,711 per year while the poor average 2,865, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 260,661^st in the world and 7,296^th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.