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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdMost Armed: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287th
The Ukrainian Shades of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.842 billion

CapitalOink Vegas
LeaderCaesar Mesa II
FaithCaesar MGMism


The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.842 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 739 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,335 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,711 per year while the poor average 2,865, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 260,661st in the world and 7,296th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdMost Armed: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thHighest Crime Rates: 298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 331stMost Avoided: 367thFattest Citizens: 367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 368thLargest Gambling Industry: 435thLargest Retail Industry: 441stMost Ignorant Citizens: 527thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 711thRudest Citizens: 763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 800thHighest Disposable Incomes: 903rdNudest: 1,309thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,320thMost Efficient Economies: 2,387thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,443rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,512thTop
Most Influential: 2,838thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,451stHighest Average Incomes: 3,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,279thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,297thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,457thMost Patriotic: 7,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,649thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,942ndTop
Most Secular: 14,971stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,745th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 183rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 336th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 416th in the regionMost Secular: 427th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 561st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 631st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 642nd in the region