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To dare it is to do
Rudest Citizens: 206thMost Secular: 242ndLargest Retail Industry: 252nd
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Coolibeer

Population12.745 billion

Currencydolar
Animalhiena

The Republic of Coolibeer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its feral children, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.745 billion Coolibeerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Coolibeerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,863 trillion dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 381,638 dolars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,698,333 per year while the poor average 53,374, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

The entire entry for Coolibeer in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime is totally unknown. Coolibeer's national animal is the hiena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coolibeer is ranked 276,339th in the world and 6,965th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 1.8 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 206thMost Secular: 242ndLargest Retail Industry: 252ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 392ndMost Efficient Economies: 418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,049thHighest Average Incomes: 1,136thMost Cultured: 1,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262ndSmartest Citizens: 1,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,397thHighest Food Quality: 1,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,636thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,982ndMost Developed: 2,091stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,110thBest Weather: 2,150thLargest Governments: 2,450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,652ndHighest Economic Output: 2,736thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,112thMost Inclusive: 3,148thHealthiest Citizens: 3,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,577thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,070thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,996thLargest Black Market: 17,926thMost Influential: 23,894thLargest Populations: 25,701st
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionMost Inclusive: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 159th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 342nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 365th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 371st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 414th in the regionMost Stationary: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 546th in the regionMost Politically Free: 562nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the entire entry for Coolibeer in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic.
  • : Coolibeer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Coolibeer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.

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