The Grapes of Wrath of Convictopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 23.738 billion Convictopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.6%.

The very strong Convictopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,615 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Convictopia's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Convictopia is ranked 185,056^th in the world and 3^rd in Balkans for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.