The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrant's Puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.746 billion Contrae WA are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad WA. The average income tax rate is 5.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tyrantized WA economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion Tear WAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,014 Tear WAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, The Tyrant's Puppet's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Controlitia WA's national animal is the Corpse WA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia WA is ranked 7,795^th in the world and 62^nd in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,210.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.