The République of Continental Social Democrats is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.164 billion Continentalists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Continental Social Democratsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,858 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", people have become comfortably numb, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime is well under control. Continental Social Democrats's national animal is the Coq, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Continental Social Democrats is ranked 16,234^th in the world and 104^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 327,201 Standard Monetary Units.