The Polluted Utopia of Consumeistan is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by High Leader Johson Eden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 861 million Consumeistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth 134 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,268 CSCS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 493,906 per year while the poor average 37,749, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consumeistan's national animal is the Death-bot 3000, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Consumeistan is ranked 39,247^th in the world and 1,641^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,269.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.