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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,126thMost Influential: 3,012thLargest Mining Sector: 5,219th
The Polluted Utopia of
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Population861 million

CapitalCitadel City
LeaderHigh Leader Johson Eden

AnimalDeath-bot 3000

The Polluted Utopia of Consumeistan is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by High Leader Johson Eden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 861 million Consumeistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth 134 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,268 CSCS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 493,906 per year while the poor average 37,749, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consumeistan's national animal is the Death-bot 3000, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Consumeistan is ranked 39,247th in the world and 1,641st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,269.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,126thTop
Most Influential: 3,012thLargest Mining Sector: 5,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,082ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,837thMost Patriotic: 10,397thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,046thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,866thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,147thMost Developed: 15,720thMost Efficient Economies: 15,850thLowest Crime Rates: 19,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,494thMost Secular: 19,837thLargest Black Market: 20,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,705thMost Cultured: 22,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,693rdSmartest Citizens: 25,277th
Largest Mining Sector: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionLargest Black Market: 389th in the regionMost Patriotic: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 404th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 426th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 449th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 545th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 559th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 624th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 683rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 725th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the regionMost Influential: 805th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 846th in the regionMost Developed: 878th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 910th in the regionMost Secular: 937th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,029th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,085th in the region

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