The Federal Republic of Constabul is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emerys Merlin with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.349 billion Constabulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerald City. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Constabulian economy, worth 516 trillion Cons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,106 Cons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Much of Constabul's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Emerys Merlin's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the government has enacted freedom of information, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constabul's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Constabul is ranked 32,684^th in the world and 938^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,038.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.