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The Featuredian economy, worth 809 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,336 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Congratulations On Being Featured's national animal is the Featured region, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Featuredism.

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